Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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