I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Still dying that you shit outside
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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