He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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