last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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