I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
where are my eyebrows?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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