I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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