I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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