I wish I could teleport
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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