That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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