Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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