I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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