WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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