all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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