just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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