it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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