i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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