Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
