He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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