Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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