we have officially mastered the walk of shame
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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