I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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