just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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