Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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