I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
