If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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