were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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