even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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