Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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