just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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