It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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