Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So drunk its hurt
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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