How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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