There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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