READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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