Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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