Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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