Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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