Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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