I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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