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fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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