Quick, to the slutcave!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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