You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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