Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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