He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Green mimosas i think yes
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
