i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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