i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My hand turned me down
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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