whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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