just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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