cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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