I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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