just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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