Do you still have your period?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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