If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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